[] I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
[] I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
[x] I'm BLONDE, so I must be a ditz [Well.]
[] I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
[] I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
[] I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
[] I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
[] I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
[] I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
[] I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
[x] I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. [Oh totally.]
[x] I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. [You go to hell!]
[ ] I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
[] I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
[x] I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
[x] I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
[] I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
[] I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
[] I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
[] I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
[] I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
[x] I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
[] I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
[] I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
[] I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
[] I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
[] I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
[] I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
[] I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
[x] I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. [OMG LIFE SUX WAAAH]
[x] I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
[] I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
[x] I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
[] I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
[] I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
[x] I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". [O.o.... i don't even have "one"]
[x] I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
[] I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
[] I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
[x] I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
[] I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
[x] I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
[] I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
[x] I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
[x] I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
[x] I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
[x] I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO. [
[] I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
[] I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
[] I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
[] I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
[] I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
[] I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
[] I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
[] I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
[x] I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
[] I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
[x]I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
[] I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
[] I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
[] I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
[x] I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
[] I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
[] I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
[] I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
[] I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
[x] I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
[] I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
[x] I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
[] I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
[] I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
[x] I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
[] I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
[] I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
[] I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
[] I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
[] I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
[] I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
[] I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
[] I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
[x] I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
[x] I wear tight PANTS so I MUST be emo.
[] I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
[x] I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
[x] I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
[x] I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
[x] I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
[x] My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
[x] I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
[] I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
[] I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
[] I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
[] Im a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
[x] Im a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
[] I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
[x]I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. [only to one guy... XD]
[x] I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. [if you count only having half-brothers]
[x] I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
[x] I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
[x] Im a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
[x] Im CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
[] I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
[x] I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
[] I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
[] I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
[x] I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. [i wish]
[] I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
[x] I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
[x]Im WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
[x] Im not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
[] I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
[x] I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
[x] I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IMMATURE.
[x] I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
[x] I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
[] I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
[x] I DISAGREE WITH MY GOVERNMENT, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
[] I'm A WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. and I MUST worship the devil.
[] I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
[x] I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
[] I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
[x] I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
[x] I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
[x] Im STRONG so I MUST be stupid. [for a girl i am pretty strong...
[] I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
[] I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
[x] I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
[x] I LOVE MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
[] I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
[x] I AM FRIENDS WITH A CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
[x] I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.
[x] I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
[] I DONT LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
[] I like YAOI so I MUST pair up every male anime/manga character I see.
[] I'm POOR, so I MUST be from a STUPID FAMILY where no one WORKS










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*DaydreamersRealm rox my sox!
Where will the mystery [link] take you? Nobody knows...
Almost half of dA has a 98/2 statistic in their signature. Does anyone wonder why there's no 87/13?
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Logic is for people with turnips.
You don't have any turnips, so you don't understand. Strawberry.
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*buzz buzz* i'm looking at you now... i'm in your room!!! and guess what... DUDE you need to wash your socks!!! xD
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Logic is for people with turnips.
You don't have any turnips, so you don't understand. Strawberry.
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