[] I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

[] I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

[] I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

[x] I'm BLONDE, so I must be a ditz [Well.]

[] I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

[] I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

[] I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

[] I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

[] I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

[] I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

[] I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

[x] I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. [Oh totally.]

[x] I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. [You go to hell!]

[ ] I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

[] I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

[x] I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

[x] I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

[] I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

[] I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

[] I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

[] I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

[] I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

[x] I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

[] I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

[] I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

[] I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

[] I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

[] I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

[] I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

[] I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

[x] I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. [OMG LIFE SUX WAAAH]

[x] I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

[] I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

[x] I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

[] I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

[] I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

[x] I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". [O.o.... i don't even have "one"]

[x] I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

[] I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

[] I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

[x] I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

[] I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

[x] I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

[] I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

[x] I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

[x] I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

[x] I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

[x] I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO. []

[] I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

[] I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

[] I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

[] I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

[] I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

[] I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

[] I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

[] I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

[x] I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

[] I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

[x]I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

[] I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

[] I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

[] I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

[x] I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

[] I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

[] I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

[] I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

[] I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

[x] I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

[] I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

[x] I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

[] I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

[] I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

[x] I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

[] I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

[] I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

[] I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

[] I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

[] I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

[] I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

[] I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

[] I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

[x] I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

[x] I wear tight PANTS so I MUST be emo.

[] I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

[x] I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

[x] I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

[x] I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

[x] I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

[x] My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

[x] I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

[] I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

[] I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

[] I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

[] I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

[x] I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

[] I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

[x]I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. [only to one guy... XD]

[x] I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. [if you count only having half-brothers]

[x] I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

[x] I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

[x] I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

[x] I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

[] I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

[x] I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

[] I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

[] I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

[x] I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. [i wish]

[] I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

[x] I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

[x]I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

[x] I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

[] I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.

[x] I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

[x] I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IMMATURE.

[x] I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

[x] I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

[] I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

[x] I DISAGREE WITH MY GOVERNMENT, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

[] I'm A WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. and I MUST worship the devil.

[] I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

[x] I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

[] I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

[x] I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

[x] I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

[x] I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. [for a girl i am pretty strong...

[] I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.

[] I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.

[x] I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

[x] I LOVE MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

[] I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

[x] I AM FRIENDS WITH A CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

[x] I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.

[x] I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.

[] I DONT LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

[] I like YAOI so I MUST pair up every male anime/manga character I see.

[] I'm POOR, so I MUST be from a STUPID FAMILY where no one WORKS